Hello beautiful human beings of the Caustic Casanova fan variety!

1) You asked, we re-ordered. We now have the Black Metal Mana-tee Shirt, the God How I Envy This Shirt (now in heathered purple), and the Morse Code Eyeball Man Shirt available in all unisex sizes S-XXL for your wearing pleasure. These are, as always with CC, the most comfortable tee shirt you will ever own. They are all Next Level Tri Blend, and they are more fitted than most band shirts, so size up if that’s a concern.

We even have a few women’s cut shirts left in the Morse Code Eyeball Man, sizes S, M, or L. Only a few though, so don’t delay!

Buy Black Metal Mana-tee Shirt at Bandcamp or Big Cartel (Art by David Paul Seymour)

Buy God How I Envy This Shirt at Bandcamp or Big Cartel (Art by Jase Harper)

Buy Morse Code Eyeball Man Shirt at Bandcamp or Big Cartel (Art by Jase Harper)

2) You asked, we re-ordered. God How I Envy The Deaf Koozies are back! Be the *envy* of all beverage consumers and drink enjoyers in your vicinity with this stylish, high quality neoprene koozie. No cheapo stuff from CC, only the highest quality, most satisfyingly cozy koozie will do!

Just five smackeroos plus shipping at Bandcamp or Big Cartel

3) Speaking of shirts! Anastasia Sagalovich, founder and designer of Charlotte, NC fashion brand Snarkeez, is featured in a great interview in Shout Out LA! And what’s the first photo? None other than Anastasia herself in the Caustic Casanova dress she made out of an XXL Space Squid shirt (art by Jase Harper, sadly this shirt is retired). This beautiful, insanely cool dress later premiered on the runway at Charlotte Fashion Week in 2021, modeled by the super talented Ava Teeters (scroll down through article to see the dress on the runway!). This is so cool and will never get old for us! Such an honor! Since Anna picked out an XXL shirt at our 2019 Charleston, SC show, it’s been turned into a super stylish punk fashion dress, been up and down a runway at a high profile fashion show, and now it’s featured in a fashion magazine. Not many bands can claim this!

Do you want to OWN this Caustic Casanova dress? Buy it HERE.

That’s all for now, thanks so much for your support, every dollar you spend on CC merch will help us make 2022 the best Caustic Casanova year yet! Let’s do it!